still no baby!!

[selenabest]

baby still not arrived!!! mum had a show on friday so i have barely slept a wink checking my phone like a mad woman. Mum is quietly content 'resting' sod that get out n jog round the block woman is what i say!! so the long & short nothing to report as yet ladies xxx

[Jean]

When I saw your post at first I thought it was the baby had arrived......
JYears ago the midwife told my brother to put his wife on the back of his motorbike and take her for a ride round a bumpy field......I've got a bumpy wheelchair if that's any good. Just let me know what colour go faster stripes you think would best suit. If you can't make your mind up i will just go with tartan.......Better steer clear of the Black Watch and probably better leave the Gay Gordon's alone too, they can lead you a right merry dance.

Stay happy,Jean.

[Cathy]

spicey curry and some love will get that baba moving hun

[Angeldreams]

Awww you must have all your nails bit down to the quick

[pixiepot]

tin of pineapples did both my babies

[Jean]

tin of pineapples did both my babies

That sounds painful